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This game is all but over before it ever resumes. The Royals trail the Racists by two runs. Some dude who has a name and probably even a face was set to come in to pitch for the Racists. He might be a Corey. We'll just call him Corey Haim. Either he will or won't pitch. If he does go back to the bench, he won't be able to come back into the game.
For the Royals, they were near the bottom of the order, but both Eric Hosmer and Josh Willingham are available to pinch-hit.
This pseudo-game is for all the August 31st marbles.
Let's get it on.