The world turns its attention to Kauffman Stadium once again as the titanic force of the Minnesota Twins looks to nose ahead in the season series between them and hometown Royals. The stakes are high. The tension is higher. The world is a vampire sent to drain. Secret destroyers hold you up to the flames.
These are the Twins:
These are the Royals:
Tommy Milone versus Jason Vargas. A match-up everyone can get excited for. Hide your wife. Hide your kids. Yada yada yada.
Hold onto your jocks, this could be the best game you ever see in your life.
Or more likely not.