Game XIV Thread: The Twins of Minnesota vs. the Royals of Kansas City

The world turns its attention to Kauffman Stadium once again as the titanic force of the Minnesota Twins looks to nose ahead in the season series between them and hometown Royals. The stakes are high. The tension is higher. The world is a vampire sent to drain. Secret destroyers hold you up to the flames.

These are the Twins:

.@TommyMilone_33 looks for his third win as the #MNTwins take on the Royals in Kansas City. pic.twitter.com/UZ6ZiWG9Yj

— Minnesota Twins (@Twins) April 21, 2015

These are the Royals:

Here's how the #Royals line up as they take on the Twins tonight at 7:10 CT on @FSKansasCity, @MLBTV & @610SportsKC. pic.twitter.com/U43cZDbcMs

— Kansas City Royals (@Royals) April 21, 2015

Tommy Milone versus Jason Vargas. A match-up everyone can get excited for. Hide your wife. Hide your kids. Yada yada yada.

Hold onto your jocks, this could be the best game you ever see in your life.

Or more likely not.