Whether or not this is worth bothering with today is arguable, but maybe a distraction from what are likely [this is being written at 1:00 AM] bottomless pits of inanity in the comment sections is needed. Rather than do an OMD's Pop-culture Corner about one of the things that was kicking around in my head or an old-school five-question OT, let's crowd-source this one.
- One question per comment so as to keep the answers manageable.
- Your question cannot be about baseball because this is an off-topic open thread.
- Be the best question-asker you can be.
So, commentariat, have at it. Query away.