Community Friday OT: Choose Your Own Adventure

I saw Jurassic World, but it hardly made me want to write anything about it, so it's Community OT time. Think of this as a Choose Your Own Adventure thread, only this time, you're writing it.

Guidelines for those unfamiliar.

• Ask any question (generally not about baseball, hence the OT) to your fellow readers. Historically, these have been in a life experience, pop culture, travel, history, etc. vein.
• One question per comment. New questions? New original comment.
• Generally, it's probably best to avoid incendiary topics.

Full disclosure: I've not watched the entirety of the video that follows. It could be bad.