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Game Thread: Houston Astros at Kansas City Cuetos

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Denny Medley-USA TODAY Sports

Dayton Moore is going for it.

What takes your mind off going against Dallas Kuechel today?

With this lineup?

JOHNNY CUETO IS A ROYAL.

Okay, now onto the game. The Royals (58-38) finally beat the Astros (55-44) last night, and today they'll look to take the series from them. To do so, they'll have to take down the same man who hurled eight scoreless innings against them three weeks ago. The lineup isn't promising. Eric Hosmer, Mike Moustakas, and Salvador Perez are all being rested.

But hey, Johnny Cueto is a Royal!

If you really want to see the lineups, well, hide your children first:

CUEEETTTOOOOO