Let's try this again.
It's hard to give too much thought to a match-up between Alex Colome and Edinson Volquez when Jason Frasor has been designated for assignment. The fact that this isn't the match-up and that it's now Matt Moore versus Chris Young in the early game today is immaterial.
But I Don't Know What To Do With Those Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs is gone, and the collective lives of Kansas City fans are worse for it. What will But I Don't Know What To Do With Those Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs? Royals fans may never know the answer.
What is a Matt Moore? Who knows? No one should care at a time of loss like today.