Game LXXX Thread: The Devil Rays of St. Petersburg versus the Royals of Kansas City

Let's try this again.

It's hard to give too much thought to a match-up between Alex Colome and Edinson Volquez when Jason Frasor has been designated for assignment. The fact that this isn't the match-up and that it's now Matt Moore versus Chris Young in the early game today is immaterial.

.@MattyMoe55 makes his second start in Game 1 of the #Rays twin bill at the @Royals, on @620WDAE. #RaysUp pic.twitter.com/RxABqdlWG2

— Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball) July 7, 2015

Today's #Royals Game 1 lineup vs the Rays at 1:10 CT on @FSKansasCity, @MLBTV & @610SportsKC. http://t.co/melEuz5XhM pic.twitter.com/bzipFtJ1LU

— #VoteMoose (@Royals) July 7, 2015

But I Don't Know What To Do With Those Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs is gone, and the collective lives of Kansas City fans are worse for it. What will But I Don't Know What To Do With Those Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs? Royals fans may never know the answer.

What is a Matt Moore? Who knows? No one should care at a time of loss like today.