Sorrowful Sweep Sends Sovereigns to Seventy-Seven and Seventy-Six

(1st)

Kipnis klobber kommences klubbing

Tribe tally two

(2nd)

Escobomb evens Equinox evening

(3rd-4th)

Vargas valiantly vexes (ad)versary

Several scoring shots stranded

(5th)

Dillon dodges danger

Salvy + shortstop simply spectacular!

http://m.mlb.com/kc/video/topic/8877722/v1181768583/?c_id=kc

(ed note: embed code isn't up yet so I can't put the video here, but check out the link)

(6th)

Santana slam scrubs scoreboard stalemate

Trio of tallies trump zoo of zeroes

(7th-9th)

Racist relief reduces Royals to rubble

Hosmer has hole in his hit hitch, Morales misses mightily, and further futility fuels failure

(Fin)

Tigers at twilight tomorrow