Hi, I'm J.K. Ward. You may remember me from such Royals Review articles as, Lost In Love: Aaron Harang'd My Heart and Tolstoy at the Bolshoi: The Intricate Beauty of Al Hrabosky.
Today I'd like to introduce you to a fabulous opportunity: a fan prediction thread! In the comments below, put down things that you think might happen this season, Royals related or otherwise. Here is an opportunity for you to prove yourself to be some kind of Nostradamus like that one guy, what's his name? You know, the one with the beard? Doesn't matter.
What does matter is digital proof of you being the smartest person alive for predicting a Chien Ming Wang renaissance, or a monster season out of diminutive Tim Collins. Think Tim Lincecum can bounce back? Or that Cliff Lee will go John Cena on everybody? Better yet, throw in two predictions, and we won't charge you for either! It's buy one, get one free (with a refund of the original purchase price)!
You may be thinking, "J.K., what's with the pretense? Can we just drop it already?"
But wait, there's more! At the end of the season, we'll come back to this thread to see what came true, what flew over the cuckoo's nest, and whether or not zombie Stan Musial fills in for Jason Heyward after all.
This is a limited time offer, so type now! Our moderators are standing by.