Here is a list of things that are rubbish!
Women with hats
Women without hats
Fish without chips
Chips without fish
The colour purple
Aerosmith (do they call themselves Airsmith in the States, I wonder?)
The metric system
People from the United States that call themselves "Americans". Hello? There is a South America too, you wankers!
Oasis the band, not oasis as a respite from miserable conditions
The number twenty-eight
Babies who wear t-shirts with rock bands on them
Oatmeal raisin cookies
Blogs that think they're funny when they do stupid April Fool's Day pranks! They're the most rubbish of all. BAH!