Fans come up with "Rejected Royals Auction Prizes"

The Royals are hosting their annual charity auction, but rather than bid money they don't have on the fabulous prizes, Royals fans took to Twitter to have a little fun with hypothetical alternate prizes.

Cooking lessons with Steve Physioc. #rejectedRoyalsAuctionPrizes

— Mike Engel (@michaelengel) May 18, 2016

Astronomy with Uncle Hud. #RejectedRoyalsAuctionPrizes

— David Spiven (@oakfaninkc) May 18, 2016

Phys calls your kids little league game#RejectedRoyalsAuctionPrizes

— Cody Tapp (@codybtapp) May 18, 2016

Old urinal trough from Royals Stadium #RejectedRoyalsAuctionPrizes

— Darin Watson (@Darin_Watson) May 18, 2016

#RejectedRoyalsAuctionPrizes

Batting Practice with Chris Young

Oh, I'm sorry.

Batting Practice OFF OF Chris Young

— Fake Ned (@TheFakeNed) May 18, 2016

A trip to Walgreens with Raul Mondesi. #RejectedRoyalsAuctionPrizes

— Adam Paul Cooper (@adampaulcooper) May 18, 2016

Monday morning pep talks from Jonny Gomes for an entire month. #RejectedRoyalsAuctionPrizes

— Jeremy Sickel (@JeremySickel) May 18, 2016

Normal human activities with Wade Davis #RejectedRoyalsAuctionPrizes

— Mike Engel (@michaelengel) May 18, 2016

Free drinks and date with "Fountain Mom" at Oceans of Fun -- #RejectedRoyalsAuctionPrizes

— Jeff Gelski (@jjgelski) May 18, 2016

Yordano's bunny suit #RejectedRoyalsAuctionPrizes pic.twitter.com/VsTsjOhEXp

— Betty Ford Dropout (@ManicMinxy) May 18, 2016

@TheFakeNed #RejectedRoyalsAuctionPrizes Autographed George Brett 1980 WS Preparation H Tube (Game Used)

— Baseball and More (@Baseball_More) May 18, 2016

#RejectedRoyalsAuctionPrizes Kung Fo lessons from Mark Quinn

— Brandon Smith (@bsides11) May 18, 2016

Dusty Coleman base running lesson #RejectedRoyalsAuctionPrizes

— MHarvey (@mharvey816) May 18, 2016

Private training on how to unroll a tarp properly. #RejectedRoyalsAuctionPrizes pic.twitter.com/EtIS0iq0p2

— Alex Gold (@AlexGold) May 18, 2016

Hot dog shooting practice with Slugger. #RejectedRoyalsAuctionPrizes

— Steven Blakley (@SBlakley193) May 18, 2016

Jonathan Broxton's pants #RejectedRoyalsAuctionPrizes pic.twitter.com/9gp9qFOZjU

— Betty Ford Dropout (@ManicMinxy) May 18, 2016

#RejectedRoyalsAuctionPrizes All you can eat crab legs with George Brett at Kokomo's

— James Arnold (@coacharnoldSEMO) May 18, 2016

Catching lessons from Pedro Grifol #RejectedRoyalsAuctionPrizes

— Phil Noah (@PhilNoah744) May 18, 2016

Even Kauffman Stadium PA announcer Mike McCartney got in on it.

Help me change the ball joints on my LeSabre. #RejectedRoyalsAuctionPrizes

— Mike McCartney (@mikemccartneykc) May 18, 2016

Got any other rejected auction prizes?