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There is no Royals game tonight, which is sad. That being said, there are other baseball games tonight. It's not a huge group, and a lot of them are National League games, but hey, it's something.
Here they are in all their glory. Discuss away, but please be nice to the poor Golden State Warriors fans who have no direction in life after being defeated by LeBron.
Chicago Cubs at Miami Marlins
Matchup: Lester v Chen
Royals relevance: Not much, unless you hate the Cardinals, and then maybe a bit
Excitement level: A bear attacking...well, a marlin
New York Mets at Atlanta Braves
Matchup: Harvey v Wisler
Royals relevance: Zero, unless you are Dayton Moore or Jeff Francoeur
Excitement level: A toaster oven with a slightly faulty on/off switch
San Diego Padres at Cincinnati Reds
Matchup: Friedrick v Lamb
Royals relevance: Quite a bit, if you're interested in John Lamb
Excitement level: Gloriously flowing blonde hair with a disgusting patch of facial hair
Arizona Diamondbacks at Colorado Rockies
Matchup: Greinke v Butler
Royals relevance: World of Warcraft and Chipotle
Excitement level: World of Warcraft and Chipotle
Oakland Athletics at Los Angeles Angels
Matchup: Graveman v Lincecum
Royals relevance: Moderate, but neither are likely to be all that good this year
Excitement level: Watching a couple of people you didn't like fight each other