The Royals step behind the Iron Curtain to face the Russian hit squad Devil Rays of St. Petersburg. The soon-to-be-renamed Putingrad Devil Rays will first attempt to drain the World Champions' will to live/win by forcing them to play in a dismal stadium that was converted from a gulag. Then their intent is even more nefarious - hanging dong in an aggressive act of demoralization.
The Royals will turn to their southpaw pseudo-ace Danny Duffy to try to break their four-game losing streak.
The Devil Rays are set to trot Chris Archer out to the bump to try to hold the champs down.
This will be a Cold fWAR!