The heat. They always say it’s a dry heat, as if that’s supposed to be better. And maybe it would be. Except we’ve been stuck in the desert for weeks. Will we make it out and to the real baseball? Probably. But some guys may get left behind.
In the mean time, there’s still plenty of fake baseball to be played if you’re disinterested in the WBC. Today’s game will feature one of the greatest pitchers of our time - Nate Karns. Opposing the Royals will be some nobody that they will probably never see again, Clayton Kershaw. What a silly name.
Today’s Royals’ lineup looks like this:
Royals lineup vs. Dodgers:— Eric Stephen (@truebluela) March 12, 2017
Let’s see if Nate can keep the good times rolling and win that fifth spot in the Royals rotation. Other than that, I’m mostly interested in nobody else getting hurt.