The Royals are in some kind of funk. They have lost six in a row and sit in place, with an offense setting records for futility. The Royals have really been smiled upon by the baseball gods in recent years, even to the point where maybe they were getting supernatural assistance. But it is clear the Royals have done something to anger these fickle gods, and something must be done.
What can be done? A Hail Ibanez? The sacrifice of a live chicken? Throwing Christian Colon into a live volcano?
Ok boys and girls, it is that time in the season where we post our Royals confessions to cleanse us of our baseball sins and bust the slump.— Jimmy Faseler (@JimmyFaseler) April 25, 2017
Some of the responses showed much to confess.
@JimmyFaseler One time in college a buddy & I got tanked & spent 5 innings trying to get the wave started in the upper deck. I'm so sorry.— Adam Wright (@root4ku) April 25, 2017
@JimmyFaseler I said after winning 15 ws they could lose every game for the rest of my life. I didn't expect them to try this hard.— Carl Balboaz (@carlbalboaz) April 25, 2017
@JimmyFaseler I once said that Kila Ka'aihue was going to turn this franchise around— Nick Pannone (@PannoneNick) April 25, 2017
@JimmyFaseler I congratulated Astros fans and wished them luck in the World Series just before the top of the 8th in game 4.— Noreen Shoop (@noreen_shoop) April 25, 2017
@JimmyFaseler I left the 2014 Wild Card game in the 7th inning.— Ryan Brown (@The_Ryan_Brown) April 25, 2017
So tell us, what is your Royals sin?