This Labor Day tilt will pit the wizened rookie Jake Junis against Artie Lewicki, presumably a bespectacled nerd making his first start in the majors after arriving in the present in a DeLorean straight from 1955.
These will be the Royals.
This is the enemy.
Artie Lewicki, a debutante at his ball, is a ground-ball machine. Here’s a quick preview of what’s to come courtesy of the Tigers’ twitter account:
This game will be a WAR.