Tonight, the Kansas City Royals kick off a three-game tilt against their cross-state pseudo-rivals the St. Louis Cardinals. Mike Moustakas hopes to set off an intra-Hellenic WAR by hanging dong off the man, the myth, the Mikolas, whose nickname is apparently the “Lizard King.”
Miles Mikolas and Ian Kennedy will be this evening’s starting pitchers. Hold onto yer butts.
The Royals will field the following starting lineup:
Here is tonight's lineup as the #Royals visit the Cardinals. #RaisedRoyal pic.twitter.com/GZjPMVD5MQ— Kansas City Royals (@Royals) May 21, 2018
These will be the heinous Cardinals with Mikolas’s scuzzy ‘stache:
Let's open the series with a win!— St. Louis Cardinals (@Cardinals) May 21, 2018
⏰ 7:15 PM CT
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This game will be a WAR!