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Game CXXV Thread - The Royals of Kansas City versus the Devil Rays of St. Petersburg

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WWII Soviet Air Force Pilots Reburied In Alley of Heroes Photo by Dima Korotayev/Epsilon/Getty Images

The Kansas City Royals venture beyond the Iron Curtain to face the dastardly Russian squad, dead-set on undermining the fabric of America’s pastime with deleterious concepts like openers and bullpens lacking in clear, preassigned roles. The St. Petersburg Devil Rays pose a threat to our freedom, even when just facing a terrible team like these Royals.

Putin’s soldiers will align themselves thusly:

The lovers of freedom (except when it comes to smut) will look a little something like this:

This game will be a WAR.