The Kansas City Royals venture beyond the Iron Curtain to face the dastardly Russian squad, dead-set on undermining the fabric of America’s pastime with deleterious concepts like openers and bullpens lacking in clear, preassigned roles. The St. Petersburg Devil Rays pose a threat to our freedom, even when just facing a terrible team like these Royals.
Putin’s soldiers will align themselves thusly:
The first of seven straight at home. https://t.co/7Z8CP6yqDP #RaysUp pic.twitter.com/l3B7MPJd4s— Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball) August 20, 2018
The lovers of freedom (except when it comes to smut) will look a little something like this:
The #Royals kick off a four game series tonight vs. the Rays. #RaisedRoyal pic.twitter.com/kqRwKT8K14— Kansas City Royals (@Royals) August 20, 2018
This game will be a WAR.