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Game CXII Thread - The Adolescent Bears of Chicago versus the Royals of Kansas City

MLB: San Diego Padres at Chicago Cubs Dennis Wierzbicki-USA TODAY Sports

Game one of what sure looks on paper to be another series sweep that the Royals may be subjected to starts tonight with Cole “Don’t Call Me Jason” Hamels squaring off against Jakob “Ceder of Dongs” Junis. With this powerful Cubs lineup, Junis could be in for a messy night.

These will be the visiting Kiddie Bears:

The Royals will look a little something like this: