Why on earth is this game starting at 5:40 central? I mean, yes, it’s being played in Cincinnati which means it’s 6:40 there, but that’s just plain bizarre. Why is that a thing? Does anything matter?
Anyway, the Kansas City Royals are playing the Cincinnati Reds in an interleague game, which means we are forced to watch pitchers
beat themselves in the hand with a stapler hit. This is exactly what we want to see in game 158 of the season.
Here are the lineups. Let’s get this thing over with.
Four more, guys. What a year.