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Game 10 Thread: Battle for Grass Creek Part Two

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FOR GRASS CREEK!!!

Seattle Mariners v Kansas City Royals
Hunter Dozier #17 of the Kansas City Royals is hit by a pitch thrown by starting pitcher Felix Hernandez of the Seattle Mariners in the first inning at Kauffman Stadium on April 08, 2019 in Kansas City, Missouri.
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The later the season goes, the more apt you are to find a game recap on Royals Review that is silly and doesn’t really recap the game. At least, that’s true for me. If it’s August, who knows what you’ll get. In April, you’ll probably get a reasonably standard recap.

However, the Royals are already on a seven-game losing streak. If you want to take solace in their Pythagorean record—the one that takes into account runs scored and runs against—the Royals are running in a dead even heat with last year’s 104-loss team. Nice!

So, uh, I feel like it’s August right now even though it’s not even Tax Day. Are you gonna get a real recap? Maybe. Are you going to get a rant about the affect of serialism and academia’s infatuation with atonality in the early 20th Century American symphonic music scene? Maybe. Are you going to get a recap of GIFs? Maybe. Are you going to get a short treatise on why Nadia Boulanger was the most influential musician in the last 150 years? Mayyyybe.

Anyway, here are the lineups.

Kansas City Royals lineup

Seattle Mariners lineup

TBD

I hope you get exactly what you wanted in the recap tonight. That, however, depends on how well the Royals do.