Song of the Day
“Dangerous” - Big Data
*Note: This is not the official video of “Dangerous”. I wanted to include this song but the official video is BRUTAL. It was not built for a Saturday morning but if you dare go into it, be my guest.
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian officially split yesterday. True love is dead you guys...
On to the Rumblings...
Let’s stick with The Star, Vahe Gregorian is sad he’s missing the buzz around Spring Training that Mike Matheny is loving.
Alec Lewis at The Athletic profiled Josh Staumont.
David Scharff at Kings of Kauffman wonders what the Royals should do with Ryan McBroom.
Baseball America found that the 2011 Royals system was the best system ever (within the years of 1998-2012).
Johnny Damon is back in the Rumblings, this time for being arrested for DUI after (allegedly) blowing over 3 times the legal limit.
Brett Gardner is headed back to the Yankees.
Live baseballing is happening in college. This is a very pumped up Tommy Mace (who I fully expect to don a Royals jersey at some point) getting out of a jam in #1 Florida’s 7-5 victory over #21 Miami.
COLLEGE BASEBALL IS BACK pic.twitter.com/0PJuVQE8KG— Céspedes Family BBQ (@CespedesBBQ) February 19, 2021
Some HD video of the surface of Mars is boring and awesome and terrifying. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SOUND?!?!?!?
Adrenaline Rush of the Week
Eating this new Arby’s sandwich
I mean look at that magnificent bastard on the right. I would eat that and it would be a feat. I would tell my friends and family about conquering that American dream of artery clogging art. I would take my time with it too; slowing undressing it while working my way down, singing to it like Bruno Mars would sing to a lady he’s about to bed.
I don’t know what that cursed image is on the left. That’s something needing a flamethrower taken to it. It should not belong on Earth. That’s something I expected in that Mars footage. It would seem faint at first but the camera would focus in on it and it would lunge at the camera, scaring the incredibly impressive grouping of space nerds in their little corridor of NASA.
Either way, you’re getting a rush of adrenaline from it.
Go have a Saturday, ya’ll!