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Let’s not bury the lede here: if the Royals win today, they will be 17-38. For those of you who were around in the Lorenzo Cain/World Series days, you know. For those of you who weren’t, just do a Google search that includes the terms “Fetty Wap” and “Royals.”
Fascinatingly, the Royals were in this exact position last year. Standing at 17-37, a loss would have put them at 17-38. They won, somewhat frustratingly. Hopefully the Royals win today to achieve that record. And if they do, they’ll also hand a loss to the St. Louis Cardinals. That, dear readers, is what they call a win-win.
Cardinals lineup
The I-70 Series!#STLCards pic.twitter.com/ORUIY1kykG
— St. Louis Cardinals (@Cardinals) May 29, 2023
Royals lineup
Here's how we're taking the field in St. Louis, with Josh Staumont heading to the mound to open the two-game series vs. the Cardinals.#WelcomeToTheCity pic.twitter.com/6V9XG8kJfx
— Kansas City Royals (@Royals) May 29, 2023
Josh Staumont will be the opener. Don’t expect him to go more than a few innings.
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